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Is Marcus Peters past the “Burnt Toast” Jokes?

Is Marcus Peters past the “Burnt Toast” Jokes? I’ve been catching crap all week about the Ravens picking up Marcus “Burnt Toast” Peters. I’ll be honest with you....
Eagles Recap: It’s Bigger Than Carson Wentz

Eagles Recap: It’s Bigger Than Carson Wentz Ok so… I get it, I get it, I get it, QB is the most important position on the field. But...
Is Anthony Averett the Key to Victory Sunday?

Is Anthony Averett the Key to Victory Sunday? Lamar Jackson vs. Pat Mahomes is all the media is screaming about. These are two players who will never take...
Is D.J. Chark Jr. Primed for a Big Week Two?

Is D.J. Chark Jr. Primed for a Big Week Two? I love love LOVE my LSU WRs! I was also hoping the Baltimore Ravens were was able to...
Eagles Week 1 Recap

Eagles Week 1 Recap So week 1 is in the books… First off, when you sit your guys for the entire preseason, you’re going to start slow. That’s...
Ravens Two-Tower Approach May Shock All Sunday

Ravens Two-Tower Approach May Shock All Sunday We are once again gushing or hating over another player on another team. Here we go again with the same old...
What Oakland Hands Are Left After Brown’s Headache Departure?

What Oakland Hands Are Left After Brown’s Headache Departure? The Oakland Raiders have moved on but to who? Antonio Brown’s bad-boy behavior has been rewarded, and he can...
Is Hurd ready to be the X for the Niners?

Is Hurd ready to be the X for the Niners? GOOOOOOOOOOO NINERS is what one of my best friends used to yell whenever he would score in Madden...

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Is Hurd ready to be the X for the Niners?

Is Hurd ready to be the X for the Niners? GOOOOOOOOOOO NINERS...
AFC East: When does the dumpster fire end?

AFC East: when does the dumpster fire end? At what point do...
Did DeCosta’s Draft Please One Particular Ravens Fan This Year?

Did DeCosta's Draft Please One Particular Ravens Fan This Year?

Is Marcus Peters past the “Burnt Toast” Jokes?

Is Marcus Peters past the “Burnt Toast” Jokes? I’ve been catching crap...
Eagles Recap: It’s Bigger Than Carson Wentz

Eagles Recap: It’s Bigger Than Carson Wentz Ok so… I get it,...
Is Anthony Averett the Key to Victory Sunday?

Is Anthony Averett the Key to Victory Sunday? Lamar Jackson vs. Pat...
Is D.J. Chark Jr. Primed for a Big Week Two?

Is D.J. Chark Jr. Primed for a Big Week Two? I love...
Eagles Week 1 Recap

Eagles Week 1 Recap So week 1 is in the books… First...
Ravens Two-Tower Approach May Shock All Sunday

Ravens Two-Tower Approach May Shock All Sunday We are once again gushing...
What Oakland Hands Are Left After Brown’s Headache Departure?

What Oakland Hands Are Left After Brown’s Headache Departure? The Oakland Raiders...
Is Hurd ready to be the X for the Niners?

Is Hurd ready to be the X for the Niners? GOOOOOOOOOOO NINERS...
Couch-Fire Projections for SB LIV

Couch-Fire Projections for SB LIV It’s that time again folks. You have...
Was Young’s hit enough?

Was Young’s hit enough to win the position battle? You all know...
Did DK make a good case for starting last night?

Did DK make a good case for starting last night? Was the...
Are your favorite Fantasy TEs already off the board? Here’s a gift for you.

When it comes to Fantasy TEs, if your guys are gone, who...
What if Ezekiel Elliott Pulls a “Le’Veon Bell”?

The Cowboys' Bell-Cow knows he puts fans in the stands and missing...
AFC East: When does the dumpster fire end?

AFC East: when does the dumpster fire end? At what point do...
Did DeCosta’s Draft Please One Particular Ravens Fan This Year?

Did DeCosta's Draft Please One Particular Ravens Fan This Year?
Eagles’ 2019 Draft: Did you get your guy?

Eagles’ Draft: Did you get your guy? The 2019 Draft Class: Andre...
Stay Woke on Lonnie Johnson

Stay Woke on Lonnie Johnson I believe we offensive minded people have...
If I was Howie Roseman…

If you were Howie Roseman? How would you...wait, wait we don't have...
Can Arizona Trust Kyler Murray to Lead?

Can Arizona Trust Kyler Murray to Lead? I need to be honest...
2019 NFL Draft Prospects: Sleeper Edition

Eugene has a few sleepers that will help you "stay woke" during...
Draft Profile: Darnell Savage

Darnell Savage may not be the most popular name from this weekend's...
Mobile QBs are here to stay…

Mobile QBs are here to stay… Why am I one of the...
Draft Profile: Greg Dortch

This pocket magician is going to scare every coverage LB on the...
CRR’s Top 5 Most Anticipated 2019 MLB Prospects

It’s that time of year again and here at Couch Rider Report...
Philadelphia Eagles: Ski Mask Season Continues…

Philadelphia Eagles: Ski Mask Season Continues… Philadelphia Eagles games are not for...
Rotten Cheese: are the Browns better than GB?

Rotten Cheese Who would have thought that after Week 12 of the...
What about us: Eddie Jackson and Anthony Harris

Who are these guys? Jermaine explains why you should get to know...
Why are Panthers’ fans so angry with Cam?

Panthers fans have surfaced their hate via video. But why? Jermaine explains...
How did we get here? – Philadelphia Eagles

How did we get here? 4-6 with a decimated defense and a...
Ravens Nation Split over QB Debate

Social media is on fire and it's because there is trouble in...
Eagles Across the Pond Recap, Thoughts and Analysis

A win is a win right? I'm sure there is something to...
A Thursday Night in Philly: Sixers/Bulls recap

Think you know how it all went down with Chi-Town vs Philly?...
3 Qs for Ravens’ O on Sunday

So much fire from fans this past week toward one guy but...
Eagles vs Giants Postgame Observations

Eagles vs Giants Postgame Observations This seemed like a bounce-back game for...
Will the ground game lead the G-men to victory?

Will the ground game even be a factor tonight? Jermaine explains all...
An Irrational Eagle Fan’s Postgame Rant

You Mad Bro? I know one of our writers is. Come check...
49ers’ QB answer on another roster?

Is the answer to the 49ers' QB problem on the current roster...
Ok, OK! Joe Flacco looked OK

Ok OK Joe Flacco did his thing! There I said it! See...
Eagles vs Colts Post Game

How did Carson Wentz look in his season debut? Did he beast...
Why Seahawks’ Offense was so flat in debut

I buzzed through the Seattle Seahawks vs. the Denver Broncos matchup today,...
Will Saints’ defense be reason Cleveland fans get pissy drunk this week?

What in the heck happened to the vaunted New Orleans Saints’ defense?...
2 Eagles you should know about but don’t

An unknown playing well doesn't stay an unknown for long. Here are 2...
2 Ravens you should know about but don’t

We've heard the QB drama, but let's talk about 2 players that...
Eagles Training Camp Update

With the Eagles knee deep in training camp and the first preseason...
Time to Call Dez?

Redskins receiver Josh Doctson gave the fans a back to the future...
Is Michael Gallup the new no.1 for the Cowboys?

Who is going to fill the void left by Jason Witten and...
Beavers show they are “Abel” with third CWS Title

After a thrilling come from behind victory in Game 2 of the...
Draft options for the Sixers

Does the NBA Draft matter for Philly anymore? What will they do...
Will White and Moore make the Ravens’ 53?

The Baltimore Ravens revamped their WR corps this offseason but there are...
Eagles Draft Recap

What happens after you win the Superbowl? You hit the reset button...
Should the Raptors blow the team up this off-season?

Recovering from championship dreams being shattered is tough for any team. However,...
This Is The Worst You’ll Ever See Ben Simmons & the Sixers Play!

This is the worst you will ever see Ben Simmons, Joel Embiid,...
Ravens’ Fan: My Lamar Jackson/Draft day Experience

What was my Draft Day experience like? Well, it had peaks and...
Eric’s 2018 NFL Mock Draft

Here it is, my attempt to make a mock draft that doesn’t...
2018 NFL Draft Prospects: Even More Sleepers

Christmas for Draft Geeks is fast approaching. The hot names are already...
Eric’s post NFL Combine Positional rankings

After analyzing the results at the NFL Combine and re-watching the tape...
2018 NFL Draft: Keilan’s Top 5 QB Rankings

The NFL Combine is over and done with and free agency is...
2018 Top Five MLB Third Basemen

So far we’ve gone through and given you our top five first...
2018 Draft Prospects: Options at 32 for the Eagles

With Free Agency in full swing, the Philadelphia Eagles have been very...
New York Jets Draft Guide

After trading up for the #3 pick the New York Jets are...
2018 MLB Season: Top 5 Shortstops

We have already ranked Paul Goldschmidt as the best first baseman, and...
2018 Eagles Draft Guide

2018 Eagles Draft Guide With the NFL Draft quickly approaching, the Philadelphia...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 ILB Rankings

In a class led by ???, we give you the rankings and...
2018 Draft Prospects: More Sleepers

Draft season is in full swing and it’s a ton of prospects...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 OLB Rankings

Come see the rankings and scouting report on the top outside linebackers...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 DE Rankings

One of the most important positions on defense is the defensive end,...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 DT Rankings

On the defensive side of the field, we have the defensive tackle...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 Interior OL Rankings

We go into depth of this interior lineman class for the 2018...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 CB Rankings

This is the year of the cornerback, not only star-studded but with...
Top Quarterback Comparisons

Top Quarterback Comparisons 1. Sam DarnoldPhysical comparison: Phillip RiversPlaying style: Tony RomoCeiling:...
2018 NFL Draft Prospects: Top 5 Running Backs

2018 NFL Draft Prospects: Top 5 Running Backs One of the deepest...
2018 MLB Season: Top 5 First Basemen

Spring Training is here and there are lots of question marks surrounding...
2018 Draft Prospects: Eugene’s Top 5 WRs

The combine is here. Skilled positions are deep in this draft. We...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 OT Rankings

We go into depth in this solid class of offensive tackles for...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 Safeties Rankings

This safety class isn't as stacked as last year's draft but there...
Keilan’s Mock Draft Pre-Combine Edition

Ready for some original draft perspective? Keilan has you covered in his...
2018 Draft Prospects: Sleeper Edition

Today we'll be looking at some lesser known players from lesser known...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s top 5 WR rankings

We go into depth in this class of wide receivers for the...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 TE Rankings

We go into depth in this class of Tight Ends for the...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s top 5 RB rankings

There is no time like the present to get the notes on...
2018 NFL Draft: Eric’s Top 5 QB Rankings

With the talk of the 2018 NFL Draft on the rise, Eric...
Draft Profiles: Anthony Miller

Draft Profiles: Anthony Miller College Football is the clear and only pipeline...
Draft Profile: Simmie Cobbs Jr.

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Can Bills’ supporting cast protect Taylor’s job?

Can Bills' supporting cast protect Taylor's job? Will Taylor be out of...
18 MPR Quarterly: End of season

Tune in as we go through our Madden Connected Franchise Super Bowl,...
More “Purple Rain” in Baltimore this Sunday?

Joe Flacco & Mike Wallace finally found each other against Oakland. Was...
18 MPR Quarterly: Weeks 5-9 (Madden 18)

Tune in as we go through our Top-10, Get Yo Life List,...
CRR Rookie RB Grades

CRR Rookie RB Grades In the 2017 NFL Draft, there were players...
Can Deonte step up as a WR vs GB?

Is Deonte Thompson ready to step up as more than a KR?...
Couch Rider Power Rankings

Are you tired of sorting through trash power rankings to figure out...
18 MPR Quarterly: Weeks 1-4 (Madden 18)

Come and get it! It's finally here! 18 MPR Quarterly: Weeks 1-4....
Kareem Hunt: Monster in the making?

Is Kareem Hunt is the story of the night, or at least...
Are Da Bears set at WR?

Are Da Bears set at WR? Is the team really content with...
Jaguars: What about Allen?

Bortles or Henne? Who you got? What about Allen? Is Brandon Allen...
Can Fuller out-duel Breeland?

There's a low-key CB battle in the Redskins' Camp. Can Kendall Fuller...
Can Kevin King climb the CB Hill?

Is he all hype or is this guy the real deal? Can...
Ravens’ D showing hand too soon?

Seeing high-flying dominant D so early in the preseason is great news....
Bills set Tyrod up for failure?

Do the Bills believe in Tyrod Taylor? Does trading Sammy Watkins to...
MPR Quarterly: Weeks 10-13

Here is a recap of weeks 10-13. Jermaine Lockett goes in on...
Quincy Enunwa goes to IR: Who’s up?

Quincy Enunwa was the best WR the Jets had and now he's...
No Cooks, No Heat??

Need "Original Saints Perspective?" Damian Parson has you covered in his latest...
CRR Fantasy: 5 Breakout QBs

What are you going to do once Brady, A-A-Ron, Matty Ice, and...
CRR Fantasy: 5 Breakout WRs

What are you going to do once Julio, Odell, Dez, and Antonio...
MPR Quarterly: Weeks 5-9

Here is a recap of weeks 5-9. Jermaine Lockett goes in on...
CRR Podcast: Patriots’ Training Camp Preview

When you want Original Sports Perspective on the Patriots, Damian Parson is...
CRR Fantasy: 5 Tight End Breakouts

The time is almost here. Pay your league fees but don't worry...
MPR Quarterly: Weeks 1-4

Welcome to MPR Quarterly! Co-Commish Jermaine Lockett talks Bum-Juice Bowl, Power Rankings,...
5 Raven Standouts of 2017

Who do you see as the next Baltimore Raven Standouts? Jermaine has...
2017 NBA Draft Winners and Losers

Concerning NBA, none do Original Sports Perspective better than Nate Draxler. Take...
CRR Video Podcast: B&B Niners

You've heard of Brady-Edelman, Manning-Harrison, Manning-BeckhamJr., but how about Beathard to Burbridge...
Vance Joseph: There is no time to waste

Rebuilding, rebuilding execute...blah blah blah. The new Broncos Head Coach Vance Joseph,...
Insights into the Most Polarizing 2017 NBA Draft Prospects

I can’t decide if I love Jonathan Isaac or if I just...
Who will emerge w/ Pitta done?

With Dennis Pitta done for life, the Ravens have to be in...
Fixing the Minnesota Timberwolves Option 2

Option 2 is a...Well don't just sit there and look at it....
Fixing the Minnesota Timberwolves Part 1

The Timberwolves have been a franchise on the rebound for some time...
CRR Video Podcast: Wild AZ Cards

Today Jermaine Lockett chimes in the Arizona Cardinals QB of the future,...
CRR Video Podcast: Colts, Eagles and More

Is Hooker the best thing since Ed Reed for the Colts? Does...
CRR Podcast: All Pats on Deck pt 2

If you have a love for all things Pats Damian Parson has...
And the TOP WR Trio is…

Come find out who Jermaine Lockett has as the TOP WR Trio...
CRR Podcast: Ravens set at WR?

The Baltimore Ravens did not draft a WR in the 2017 draft....
CRR Podcast: AFC North Draft thoughts

When it comes to Original Sports Perspective, look no further than the...
Why the Eagles are taking Laremy Tunsil…NOT Wentz.

No QB at No. 2. Come find out why. Read Here as...